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Nickname:

Batchy

 

Birthday:

21/10/1976

Birthplace:

Taree

Junior club(s):

Chatham Cundle; Red Rovers

Marital status:

Married to the Tanks…She's my Bitch!!!

Kids:

Fuck yeah… 27 of the little bastards!!!

Favourite NRL club:

The Mighty Eels

Favourite all time league player:

Sterlo

Favourite saying:

Sober "You wouldn't be dead for quids" Drunk "Take your top off!!! MEEP MEEP"

Favourite way to relax:

I used to masturbate…Now I am 30, BBQing…Whilst masturbating!

Favourite thing:

My new BBQ

Top 3 movies of all time:

Star Wars, A New Hope; The Shawshank Redemption; The Occumentary

Last movie watched:

The Departed

All time favourite band:

Alice In Chains

Listening to at the moment:

The Killers "Sam's Town"

Books - Fiction or non-fiction?

Biographies

Favourite book:

Scar Tissue

Reading at the moment:

Some magazine with half naked photo's of Erin McNaught. Good for BBQing with….

Tank most prefer to be stranded on a desert island with:

Paff. There's got to be good waves on a deserted island!!

Tank least prefer to be stranded on a desert island with:

Pip, cause he bodyboards!

Tats:

Are Tough!

Your car:

The General Lee (Mazda SP23)

Who will be married next:

Brad

TV/Movie character most like you:

The Wiggles

Describe yourself in one sentence:

Tall Streak of Duck Shit!